Trapped in the UK Cycling Tour

I was planning a trip in France, but my illegal channel crossing raft bailed on me, so will have to do it here! Everything's flexible except the dates (ish). I'll be taking it easy, enjoying the surroundings, improvising a bit, camping and a few nights under proper roofs.  Meal deals and a pint after riding is the goal, but I'm easy. I haven't cycled in months, so planning to take it easy with a few scheduled stops for some good old fashioned A&E pampering. It would be nice to ride with someone to avoid talking to myself because those conversations can be pretty boring!